Letters never tasted so good.


I love it. You love it. The United States Postal Service loves it. Introducing the Bacon-Flavored Envelope.

Bacon-Flavored Mmmvelopes are envelopes with adhesive that tastes like bacon. So when you seal an envelope, you get the taste of bacon and a deep feeling of emptiness inside yourself. So it’s kind of a double-edged sword.

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